i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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