She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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