Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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