i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's rum buckets o'clock
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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