how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
May the power of my ass compel you!!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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