im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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