Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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