? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
We are all done wearing pants today
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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