So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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