Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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