i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
oh god was she eating orange peels again
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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