Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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