all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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