AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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