Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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