Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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