Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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