I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I still have a little drunk in my system
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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