i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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