yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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