Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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