you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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