Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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