North Korea, Best Korea!
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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