i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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