normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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