i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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