And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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