He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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