mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The air was thick with penises
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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