The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
40s are totally the cure
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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