is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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