his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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