he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Randomize