Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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