names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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