nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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