I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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