only if we run a train.
done.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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