"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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