yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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