Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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