How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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