Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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