If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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