What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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