fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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