Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Jerry, you need to find god
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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