I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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