5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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