We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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