was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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