oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize
