I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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